Twenty years of being genuinely good at something and invisible for it, then twenty years of measurement discipline pointed at our own marketing. This is what it took, in order.
Not a summary and not a teaser. The sixty steps are the same ones we run for clients who pay us to do it for them, including the arithmetic, the thresholds, and the ones that did not work. Nothing is held back for the engagement.
Read it, decide whether the reasoning holds, and run it yourself. Most people should.
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WHAT WE BELIEVE, AND MOST OF OUR INDUSTRY DOES NOT
Figures below cover ads with at least 500 impressions, because a rate on fewer than that is noise. The product every agency actually sells is insight. They know what works. They have a feel for it. They have seen a thousand accounts and will bring that judgement to yours. We spent several years testing that proposition, mostly by discovering we were wrong. Every one of these was a case where the sensible reading, the one an experienced person arrives at confidently, was not slightly off. It was backwards.
Marketing presents as something you would fix by finding the person who knows, and that is what is sold across our industry: a framework nobody else has, an angle, a hack that is working right now. We looked for those for twenty years, on our own money, and they do not exist.
Knowledge problems are solved by finding the right person to tell you. Testing problems are solved by doing sixty things in order, instrumenting each one, and letting the numbers tell you which of your opinions to drop. Solving this is a data science problem more than a marketing one, which is why so few marketing firms solve it.
An agency that has never been wrong has never measured. We can show you sixteen times we were, with the numbers. Ask how many vendors have ever shown you one.
WHY WE ARE THE ONES WRITING THIS
Because we had your problem, badly, for about twenty years. We did not study it — we were stuck in it, and a firm that spends two decades being good at something and invisible for it eventually has to solve the problem properly instead of intuitively.
It demoed beautifully and topped out at about fifty percent accuracy in production, after real money and two years had gone into it. We wrote the kill verdict down instead of quietly reallocating people and hoping.
That document is more use to us now than the product would have been — and it is the same instinct that produces a page like this one.
Payments, reporting, marketing, support, quality control. The advertising account grades itself against the payment ledger overnight and says which of our opinions were wrong while we were asleep. A client’s compliance report assembles itself from live data every week without anybody touching it. We are not describing a method we admire. We are describing the one we are standing inside.
TWENTY YEARS OF PROBABILITY AND BEHAVIOURAL ANALYSIS, FOR ORGANISATIONS LIKE THESE
THE CASE STUDY — WE SET OURSELVES THE PROBLEM FIRST
We had the problem, so we took one of our own businesses and gave it the whole method — no shortcuts, no borrowed template, every asset built from nothing. “We built a funnel” is exactly the kind of claim that costs nothing to make, so here is what it actually meant. All of it is live at onwardslabs.io, and you are welcome to go and pull any of it apart.
Most of these are the unglamorous ones. Nobody sells a course on making sure a campaign parameter survives into a payment record, which is precisely why almost nobody has one.
Three rebuilds, not one. The first two were wrong in ways only running them could reveal, and the third still carried bugs the first two had taught us to look for. That is the honest shape of this work, and it is the reason the engagement is priced the way it is.
THE FOURTH BOOK, AND THE ONLY ONE ABOUT THE MACHINE ITSELF
All sixty steps in the order they have to happen, each with its tools, its failure mode and whether it can be automated. Where a step cost us money to learn, the amount is in the text. Nothing is held back for the engagement — forty-one of the sixty run without a person, but only because there is real software underneath that has been wrong many times and corrected each time, and that is the part you cannot get from a prompt.
About ninety-nine readers in a hundred will take what is in here and use it without ever speaking to us. Some will run the whole thing themselves. Some will hand it to somebody they already employ and finally know what to ask for. Some will reach step 3, do the arithmetic, find their numbers do not work, and save themselves a year and a great deal of money. Every one of those is a win, not a consolation prize.
Perhaps one in a hundred will finish it, look at how much of it there is, and decide they would rather hand it over. That is the other win, and it is the one this is built to earn. It only works because it is almost wastefully generous to the ninety-nine — you either give it all away or you do not.
THE WAY IN
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PDF, sent to whatever email you use at checkout, usually within a minute. Read step 3 first — ten minutes, one number you already know — and if it comes out wrong you have saved yourself a year. That is a real outcome, and it is the most common one.
TWO OPTIONAL ADD-ONS — BOTH SEPARATE WORK, NEITHER HELD BACK FROM THE BOOK
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QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BOOK
Onwards Analytics has been doing analytics work for large organisations for two decades, across seven businesses and more than a hundred technical projects. This particular machine — book, funnel, media, all sixty steps — we built for ourselves first, over years, and rebuilt three times. That is where every number on this page comes from. We would rather tell you that plainly than show you a wall of logos, because a wall of logos is exactly the kind of claim that costs nothing to make and tells you nothing, which is the argument the whole page rests on. Judge the work; it is five dollars to check.
Because knowing the sixty and doing the sixty are not the same job. Most readers will do a handful and stop, which is not a criticism — it is what happens when you already have work to deliver. The ones who go and build the whole thing themselves were never going to hire anybody, and we would rather find that out at five dollars than at the end of a sales process.
No. Every step on that list is in the book in enough detail to execute. The two add-ons at checkout are separate pieces of work — one live funnel’s actual assets, and a working spreadsheet — not chapters removed from the book to create a reason to buy them.
Ryan Richardson and Dan Rodgers, of Onwards Analytics. We each wrote the parts we actually run — Dan the market and positioning half, Ryan the build and instrumentation half — and every section says which of us is talking. The figures throughout are from our own firm’s ad account and payment ledger.